Benefit Cosmetics Presents The Perk-Up Artist (While I Present The Greatest Pick-Up Lines, Ever!)

It’s fall, which means a slew of brand new products are on their way into stores, and of course our hearts. Rather than give you another run-of-the-mill review, In honor of Benefit Cosmetics having launched their brand new Perk Up Artist, I figured I’d present you with my top ten cheesy Pick Up (perk up, pick up, get it?!) lines, instead.

So without further adieu, here they are:

10. “You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

9. ‎”Nice shoes, lets f*ck.”

8. “I lost my phone number, could I have yours?”

7. ‎”Hey… I don’t know how to tell you this… But .. I’m kind of a big deal.”

6. ‎”Hey gorgeous how about a smile!”

5. “You must have a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants.”

4. ‎”Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together”

3. “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

2. You ask a girl what material your shirt is, whatever she says back is irrelevant. You say..”no,boyfriend material”

1. “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe.”

Benefit Cosmetic’s Perk-Up Artist is a three pan palette of customized complexion correctors. Housed within this palette are cream products to correct, cover, and brighten any complexion imperfection. Get it now, on the Benefit website.

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