Krasey Giveaway- Win Make Up For Ever Products (The Final Three)

Ladies and gents, it is time to give away the final three prizes in my Make Up For Ever at Fashion Week Swim series.

The Prizes

Luli Fama:

Luli Fama Face Chart

1.    Aqua Cream #5

2.    Star Powder #954

3.    Faux lash #157

Value: $56

Marysia Swim:

Marysia Face Chart

4.    Mat Bronze

5.    Eye Shadow #33

6.    HD Microfinish Blush #8

Value: $74

Tyler Rose:

Tyler Rose Face Chart

4.    Flash Color #5

5.    HD Microfinish Blush #6

6.    Lipstick #204

Value: $62

How to Win:

For this final series, enter by telling me a joke. Yes, for a chance to win one of these fabulous sets, comment this post with a funny. The three funniest jokes will get a prize!

Remember, you must be an email subscriber to be eligible to win. Contest ends next Friday, July 30th. Good luck, beauty lovers.

20 thoughts on “Krasey Giveaway- Win Make Up For Ever Products (The Final Three)

  • July 23, 2010 at 10:58 pm
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    A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’ God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years,2 months and 8 days to live.’

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, ‘I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?’

    God replied:

    ‘I didn’t recognize you.’

  • July 24, 2010 at 1:02 am
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    What kind of ears does an engine have?

    Engineers

    Sorry, could not think of a better one ahah

  • July 24, 2010 at 2:08 am
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    How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren’t so many sponges?

    I guess that’s more of a riddle…lol.

  • July 24, 2010 at 6:27 am
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    Oh this is so hard, I wanted to make on up about makeup, so hear it goes

    Q.Why did the impatient girl powder bronzer all over her boyfriend’s forehead?

    A. She was trying to help him MAKEUP his mind.

  • July 24, 2010 at 7:59 am
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    Robert Redford, Richard Gere and Groucho Marx die and arrive to the vestibule of hell. sudenly they hear a voice: “Robert Redford room number 1 !!!! ”
    Robert Redford enters the room but Groucho follows to see his hell penalty. In the room they see an old toothless witch woman and then the voice says: “Robert Redford, in your life you had the most prettiest women now you have this one for the eternity.”
    Voice speaks again: “Richard Gere room number 2!!!! ”
    Groucho follows him too just to see his penalty. In the room they see even more uglier woman than before.
    Voice says: “Richard Gere, in your life you had the most prettiest women ever, now you have this one for eternity.”
    and finaly: “Groucho Marx room number 3!!!!”
    Groucho all desperate and miserable enters the room and there on the bed is Raquel Welch all naked waiting.
    then they hear the voice again: “Raquel Welch , you had the most prettiest men in your life, now you have this one for the eternity!”

    😀 anyone who ever heard about Groucho Marx, the best american wit ever, will find this funny 🙂 🙂

  • July 24, 2010 at 12:51 pm
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    My sister in law recently sent me this 🙂

    Top 5 reasons computers must be male:

    1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
    2. A better model is always just around the corner.
    3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
    4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
    5. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

  • July 25, 2010 at 12:06 am
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    Simple and kinda childish:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get better coverage on his iphone 4.

  • July 25, 2010 at 6:15 pm
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    A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?”
    He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”

    The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”

    This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

    A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, Pal, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”

  • July 25, 2010 at 10:25 pm
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    OK, this is a little corny but I made this one up:

    Q: What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite day and why?

    A: Halloween because she’s always in costume.

  • July 26, 2010 at 3:08 am
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    SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER……

    You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don’t even have to like ’em!

    We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.

    We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

    Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, ‘He’s just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.’

    A few minutes later, I get into the cab. ‘Sorry I took so long,’ I said, as we drove away. ‘That stupid thing was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

    The cab driver hit a parked car.

  • July 26, 2010 at 11:12 am
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    My favorite knock knock joke ever:
    Q. Knock knock?
    A. Who’s there?
    Q. Dwayne.
    A. Dwayne, who?
    Q. Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwoning.

  • July 26, 2010 at 9:07 pm
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    The Soviet Union has launched the first man into space. A Ukrainian shepherd, standing on top of a hill, shouts over to another Ukrainian on another hill to tell the news. “Mykola!” / “Yes!” / “The moskali have flown to space!” / “All of them?” / “No, just one.” / “So why are you bothering me?”

    From one krasevaya dancer to another. 🙂

  • July 26, 2010 at 9:23 pm
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    What did the big tomato say to the little tomato?
    You better ketchup! 🙂

  • July 27, 2010 at 6:21 am
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    Can’t decide between:
    What kind of bee gives milk? A Boo-Bee

    or

    A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. He orders a drink.

    As the bartender pours, he says “I just can’t help but notice, sir, that you have something sticking out of your pants. What is that all about?”
    “Arrrrgh, I dunno,” says the pirate, “but it be drivin’ me nuts!”

  • July 27, 2010 at 1:19 pm
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    i went to a wedding and the best man closes his speech by saying to the newly wed couple: “you will have a lot of ups and downs, just make sure they’re are in bed!” i can’t go to a wedding without repeating that classic! cracks me up every time!

  • July 27, 2010 at 5:25 pm
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    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her
    girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,
    extremely sexy young man entered He was so striking that the woman could
    not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive
    stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies
    for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll do
    anything,
    absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
    $20—on one condition.” Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
    was. The young man replied,” You have to tell me what you want me to do in

    just three words.” The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then
    slowly removed from her purse a $20 bill, which she pressed into the
    young man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes,
    and slowly, meaningfully said……

    “Clean my house”

  • July 28, 2010 at 5:13 am
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    Hello! I am a girl who reads your blog from Spain. It is difficult to translate a joke from one language to another and to continue making fun hahaha, but I’ll try it!

    “Two women who were very fast on the inside of a shopping center, collide. One tells the other:
    -Sorry, but I am looking for my husband and I am very nervous.
    – What a coincidence, me too! I’m already desperate.
    -Well perhaps I can help. How is your husband?
    -He’s tall, blond hair, shapely legs, firm abs, muscular arms, finally …a beauty. And yours?
    -Forget about my husband, let’s get to yours! ”

    (That man needs a lot of MUFE products!! hahaha)

    Thank you!!

  • July 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm
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    A woman finds a genie bottle. He comes out and says:
    “I will grant you 3 wishes, but your husband will get 10 times more than what you wish for.”

    She agrees and asks to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The genie says “You do realize that your husband will be 10 times more beautiful than you, and women will pursue him.” “That’s OK”, she answers, “because I’ll be the most beautiful woman.” Her wish is granted.

    Then she wishes to be the richest woman in the world. The genie says “Then your husband will be 10 times richer than you.” She responds “That’s OK too, because what’s his is mine, and vice versa.” Her wish is granted.

    She thinks for a long time before she gives her last wish : “I want to have a mild heart attack.”

    ————————————————————————————–

    I laughed quite a lot from everyone’s joke, so thank you. That is a fun idea for a giveaway. 🙂

  • July 30, 2010 at 5:25 am
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    It’s Mike’s first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a Manhattan to a customer, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. “What the heck is that?” the customer asks.

    “It’s your Manhattan… And there’s Central Park,” he replied.

  • July 30, 2010 at 2:26 pm
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    There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the annoyed blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. Then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?” She then immediately put on her blindfold and went to sleep.

    Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up, woke up the blonde and paid her $50.00. The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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